Anonymous asked: Why have u stopped with the posts?
Apologies. I’ve been too busy looting your retirement accounts to post about how amazing it is to be in the 1%. I shall remedy this forthwith… also, it’s spelled ‘you’
This is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever read. The fact that it’s also accurate just adds to the humor. I don’t agree with OWS, and before reading your blog, I had no explicit position as to my stance on their physical “occupation,” but now I just want to go piss on their make-shift Hoovervilles and throw monopoly money into their rallies. Thank you, 1%.
By all means, continue your ‘occupation’ of our contractually obligated outdoor parks. Throw monopoly money, I’ll be inside, looting your 401k.
"I Have My Own Army"
Anonymous asked: Hi there! Can you explain what that whole "trickle-down" thingy means? I know it's one of those set-in-stone economic theories, but what does it mean?
I’d be happy to!
Trickle-Down Economics:
The term we Rich people use to keep the poor and unimportant from rising up and murdering us.
Ostensibly, trickle down should mean that when you give the rich money they will pass it on to the poor by buying stuff that rich people buy (boats, houses, governments, and prostitutes).
In reality, we spend the money we’re given to make sure we’ll always be rich. We do this by buying your congressmen to make laws protecting our interests, or by helping companies to create ‘investment vehicles’ with which we can take your retirement and pension funds.
If you hear someone claiming to be an economist talking seriously about trickle-down economics, be warned, it is actually a rich person pretending to be an economist.
I am Eugene Isenberg.
Recently I ‘quit’ as CEO of Nabors Oil and Gas to become the chairman of that same company. Thanks to my contract, I was handed a ‘golden parachute’ of $100 million dollars for a change in title. If you think this sounds a bit odd given that I haven’t actually been fired you’re welcome to take it up with my “independent” board of directors.
The next time it costs you 70$ to fill your tank or you’re wondering if you can afford heating oil, think of me, smiling behind the wheel of my new Jag, spending the money you no longer have.
We are the 1%
We Occupy your Government.
Anonymous asked: YOU'RE ALL UGLY. FUCK YOU! YOU WILL ALL ROT IN HELL FOR THIS. ALL YOUR WORLDLY POSSESSIONS CANT FOLLOW YOU THERE.
step 1: Find and disengage the caps-lock key.
step 2: Get a job.
In fact, ‘Get a Job’ is pretty much our answer for everything… good thing our children will never have to work.
We are the 1%
Anonymous asked: I wrote a satire article that is in line with your message. How can I submit it for your review and posting?
The submission link is at the top of the page. All posts will be treated with equal disdain…editing…and probable acceptance.
