December 2011
1 post
This is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever read. The fact that it’s also accurate just adds to the humor. I don’t agree with OWS, and before reading your blog, I had no explicit position as to my stance on their physical “occupation,” but now I just want to go piss on their make-shift Hoovervilles and throw monopoly money into their rallies. Thank you,...
November 2011
5 posts
“I Have My Own Army”
– Mayor Bloomberg
Anonymous asked: Hi there! Can you explain what that whole "trickle-down" thingy means? I know it's one of those set-in-stone economic theories, but what does it mean?
October 2011
33 posts
Anonymous asked: YOU'RE ALL UGLY. FUCK YOU! YOU WILL ALL ROT IN HELL FOR THIS. ALL YOUR WORLDLY POSSESSIONS CANT FOLLOW YOU THERE.
Anonymous asked: I wrote a satire article that is in line with your message. How can I submit it for your review and posting?
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Anonymous asked: good god. you disgust me.
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A Letter from Goldman Sachs Concerning Occupy Wall...
Dear Investor:
Up until now, Goldman Sachs has been silent on the subject of the protest movement known as Occupy Wall Street. That does not mean, however, that it has not been very much on our minds. As thousands have gathered in Lower Manhattan, passionately expressing their deep discontent with the status quo, we have taken note of these protests. And we have asked ourselves this...
I am Saudi Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal.
Citibank wouldn’t be around if I didn’t buy up almost $1B in shares while your US troops were busy in my backyard during that first Gulf War. I own 7% of News Corp and 6% of Citigroup. Your media, your banks, your oil prices, you name it. Heck, my palaces are bigger than your Mall of America and I only use them for dinner parties.
Seriously...
Anonymous asked: Are you all globalists?
Anonymous asked: Could you erase my debt since you have so much money already? It's only 30k. No biggie, right?
[From the Submissions Box. It’s important to remember that not all people at the top income bracket are worthy of scorn. Many of them have actually earned it.]
I am the top 1%. Instead of complaining about how much I pay in taxes or how many hours a week I need to work to keep my job, I am working right now ensuring that my company profits as much as possible and all of my hardworking...
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I am Glen Beck. I am Staying Classy. →
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“I am the 1 Percent. I pay for 40% of the Federal Income Tax while the Bottom 50%...”
– Quote from the Submissions box.
This is as stupid as it is uninformed.
If you make 300+k a year, it’s in large part because of the regulatory structure, subsidies, trade treaties, shipping lines (both ports and roads) that are paid for by the government. If your tax burden is larger,...
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Anonymous asked: how do u sleep at night?
Anonymous asked: Did Brian Roberts, Comcast CEO personally take home 31 million dollars?
September 2011
11 posts
We are the 1 percent. Follow this Tumblr
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