
I am Saudi Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal.
Citibank wouldn’t be around if I didn’t buy up almost $1B in shares while your US troops were busy in my backyard during that first Gulf War. I own 7% of News Corp and 6% of Citigroup. Your media, your banks, your oil prices, you name it. Heck, my palaces are bigger than your Mall of America and I only use them for dinner parties.
Seriously guys, Saudi Arabia is helping your economy! We are going to buy $60B worth of your best military aircraft. Keep spending those tax dollars dropping bombs on our oil competitors. The only thing better than having all your military tech is not actually having to use it.
We are the 1%
We Occupy your Government.