This is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever read. The fact that it’s also accurate just adds to the humor. I don’t agree with OWS, and before reading your blog, I had no explicit position as to my stance on their physical “occupation,” but now I just want to go piss on their make-shift Hoovervilles and throw monopoly money into their rallies. Thank you, 1%.

By all means, continue your ‘occupation’ of our contractually obligated outdoor parks.  Throw monopoly money, I’ll be inside, looting your 401k.